Still trying to crack this tripod equation...

So in the meantime, did you know that Marilyn Monroe was a size 14?

Granted, a size 14 back then was probably like an 8 or a small 10, but it sounds good, right?

I was doing some online window (browser?) shopping and ran across this:

There's something about it that just makes me want to get drunk in it.

Like Hammered.

Really.

Or maybe I just want a genuine reason to dress all Jessica Rabbit/ Betty Page-y.

(I would wear this under it.)

I always do that.  I always get frustrated that I have nowhere fancy to go and get all dressed up.  Then I start drinking alone and I end up waking up on the couch the next afternoon with red lipstick smudged across half of my face.  I mean, I have a fun time doing it and all, but it's sad to talk about.